A Letter To Lovers

Dear Happily Committed Couples,

If you are younger than me, I would kindly like to ask you to please stop getting married and spawning children.

Also, if you are my friend, please hold off on announcing any plans to move in together, engagements, pregnancies, or wedding invitations for a little while longer, while I wait for my head to stop spinning.

Love,

- Me

In the past year, I have witnessed...:
- 6 engagements
- 3 weddings
- 2 babies
- 2 divorces
- 4 significant other move ins

... Seriously people, don't cut in line.


**Disclaimer: Of course I'm happy for y'all.