MomQuotes: On Family Bonding

(Misspoken as we pulled away from Dunkin Donuts, about a minute later she realized what she had said)

Mom: I think Dunkin Donuts promotes bondage.


(five hours later, as I struggled to take off sexy knee high boots that were stuck on my feet.. This whole dialogue was my mother talking to herself.)
High voice: Oh, what a nice date... Seems I can't take my boots off! I'll just leave them on!
Low voice: Woah, kinky!
High voice: That's what happens when you take me to Dunkin Donuts.